R E V I V A L please ^

the attack on the Security Council!

Thinking back about this made my day that much happier :)

So here it is. The attck on the SC.
So it was the last committee session. And we had half an hour before it was adjurned. And the ASEAN, devious as we are, planned our much anticipated attack on the SC. here was the outline:

1) crush up as much unwanted paper one can find and have it at hand before entering committee room. All excess to be placed in a box and used as stored ammunition. Dispose of it in any fashion onto the delegates and the chairs.

2) Assign one delegate, South Korea, who's main objective is to steal the gavel from the dais's table and run for dear life.

3) Assign three delegates, China, Phili., Thailand, whose main objetive is to direct their firerms at the daises in order to provide cover for South Korea's mission.

3) Assign one delegate, Marko Horvat, to kidnap the Director of the SC in any forceful manner and plant her in the ASEAN committe room.

4)Assign 2 delegates, Malaysia and Japan, to write ransom notes to the SC and another stating, "YOU GOT SERVED BY THE ASEAN!". Malaysia to plant notes behind the Dais's table and visible to all SC members.

5)Go crazy!!!

posted by itan88 @ 2:04 PM